If Nothing Goes Right Go Left

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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Find your sexy pet name using this handy dandy chart

incredicass:

sketchingnightingale:

thatsthat24:

theblazingidiot:

lemmy-koopas:

citizenforourbetterment:

havesomejoshpuns:

introvertway:

peterduckingwentz:

fuckyeahloldemort:

justrpmemes:

Carbon copy of this picture ❀

The first letter of your first name: 

 A: Donkey         B: Yummy         C: Baby         D: Honey         E: Snuggle             F: Boo Boo        G: Smelly          H: Cookie       I: Hottie           J: Thunder        K: Creamy         L: Bulky            M: Jiggly        N: Spanky       O: Mookie          P: Honey           Q: Pissy            R: Kitty           S: Fire             T: Big Ol’             U: Bearded        V: Pooky          W: Tiny           X: Poo-poo      Y: Hulky            Z: Pudding

The first letter of your last name:

A: Bear         B: Buns         C: Cha-cha’s         D: Snooch         E: Cakes               F: Hole          G: Crotch      H: Booty                 I: Bunny            J: Butt                K: Nipples     L: Nubblies   M: Ass                   N: Butts             O: Thighs           P: Lips          Q: Tits            R: Nuts                 S: Trousers        T: Ta-ta’s           U: Buffness   V: Nubs         W: Nukes              X: Jubblies        Y: Daddy            Z: Balls

fire ass

creamy crotch

Boo Boo Ta-ta’s

atowncalledsburbia you’re baby balls holy shit

donkey ass

BABY NIPPLES

Bulky Booty…. I think that should have been reserved for thatsthat24

It’s ok…. mine is Big Ol’ Trousers.

…snuggle… lips? okay…

BABY HOLE

Fire Nipples :D

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So Google does math for you??

danisontnonfire:

aureliusquinn:

dutchster:

my-little-mod-blog:

averagedopeydope:

uskftw:

all1sees:

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

Reblob to save a life

just reblobbed

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gingahhh:

that last one tho…

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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jerfreyy:

Kim Jong Un Would Really Hate For You To Watch This, Which Is Exactly Why You Should

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